quinta-feira, novembro 23, 2006

Depressing sayings in english please. Thank you. Part two: hellish definitions of common lies.

Just the continuation of it all. Please stop reading. It's pathetic on your part, trying to get yourself down consciously. Life already does it rather well on its own. I warned you. Here are the quotes. They come from a dictionary, the Devil's own.

"Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy."Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Short wasn't it? Here's another: Life's a bitch. And then you die.

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